Five Elements Mountain Honoring the teachings of Sensei Alan S. Gardner
99 Commercial Street
PO Box 175
Bath, ME 04530
ph: 207-504-4553
alt: 207-522-3402
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At Five Elements Mountain we are committed to providing a fun and safe atmosphere. The programs we offer require ongoing support for the proper maintenance of both. You can help!
You or your company can now sponsor our Lion Dance Troupe. A donation at this level will get your name or logo on our banner and sandwich board as a sponsor. These will be displayed on the float during parades and the board will go with us for all Lion Dance performances. We will also perform a Lion Dance at the next event or party of your choosing. We will use this money for additional equipment or even a new lion.
At this support level you are hereby awarded the honorary rank of yellow belt. With is comes our unending gratitude and a roundhouse kick to the head!
At this level you are hereby awarded the honorary rank of orange belt. With it comes a smile, a friendly nod and we lock you in a room full of Little Dragons who did not get a stripe that day...good luck.
At the honorary blue belt level the gloves come off, we put you in a choke hold and force you to watch old Chinese martial arts movies for an entire weekend....without the subtitles!!
All honorary purple belts will be tied to the post with their own belt and roundhouse kicked in the head by Little Dragons who spent the whole weekend watching old Chinese martial arts movies.
At green belt we actually give you a certificate that says....um, you're an honorary green belt. At this level of contribution no physical damage is done to you, however we reserve the right to taunt you on sight.
Brown belts are given a certificate, a sound taunting and 100 pushups.
In choosing to support the school at this level we feel compelled to have you come in and be UKE for an entire week at the dojo. "UKE" is Japanese and means "receiver" and this means that you will get to receive all the valuable information given that week. You may be asked to sign a waiver.... In fact, if you were to do that for about 6 years, you can have a real one.
99 Commercial Street
PO Box 175
Bath, ME 04530
ph: 207-504-4553
alt: 207-522-3402
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